Jack & the box

This is the story of Jack and the box. The main character is a large, fluffy, orange tabby who goes by the name Jack, mostly. He also answers to Jackolaus, Jacky, Bobo Jones, Spartacus, and a few other names. The box in its first life held ramen noodles. It's second life is the focus of this story. The box was relieved of its noodle holding duties one day because all the ramen was eaten by a hungry guy named Sammy. That same day it was placed on the floor with the expectation that a cat might enjoy its shape. Really the expectation was that the small cat, Juliet, would enjoy it, because certainly the large cat couldn't fit! Well, never tell a cat where he can and can't go because this will happen . . .

First, Jack decided to test out the box.

He wondered, "Do I fits?" 

He concluded that yes it was possible. Now on to finding the perfect position.

"Hmmm, only mah front halves is fitting!"

"Oh, I if I curlez up like dis then I fitz a little better!"

"Muhhahahaha, I can fitz purrrfectly!"

Now that Jack had found the perfect position he decided to celebrate by sleeping as only a cat could.

A square shaped cat! 

Sweet dreams, Bobo Jones!

What did the small cat think of all this box shenanigans? Well see for yourself.

"He'z ridiculous! I would never stoop to sleepingz in a box!"

And so the cat and his box lived happily ever after. At least until the cat got bored of the box and it was recycled! What will he try to fit in next?